February 2012
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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Eddie Vedder—Society from Into the...
“I like punk rock. I like girls with weird eyes. I like drugs. I like passion. I...”
– Kurt Cobain (via agirlwith-kaleidoscope-eyes)
Slash: If it falls apart tomorrow, you know what I mean, you’re history. No one gives a shit about you anymore.
Axl: I’ll be your friend. I’ll still be your friend.
[Interview with Axl and Slash, 1988]
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why.are.you.doing.this.to.me.
“I’m never going to believe I’m 70, I don’t care what you say,” he says. “There’s...”
– Paul McCartney on turning 70 years old in June of 2012. (via pauliemccharmly)
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Metallica - Nothing Else...
“If the heart could think it would stop beating.”
– Fernando Pessoa | The Book of Disquiet | pg. 207 (via tattooedonthesoul)
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
